Consider the humble peach. This mysterious fruit is almost identical to the necterine, except for the fur. And the taste. And the name. But they both have a stone in the middle, and this must therefore make them related, if not like brothers then like cousins twice removed.
Would you like to be removed, not only once, but twice? No, you wouldn't, so don't do this to peaches and necterine. The massive strain of being removed twice might kill your back. You can never kill my back, only yours as your back is more likely to break than mine thanks to the milk I eat with my cornflakes. I put peaches on the cornflakes as well.

So, remember children the peach and the necterine are identical if you peel their skin off. Thus ends the lecture about racism *

WARNING: *Never try peeling people's skin off to see if they are the same inside*

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